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Youve Watched to Much Friends

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You know you've watched too much F.R.I.E.N.D.S when...

1. You start saying Ohh Myy God!
2. You constantly give out funny sarcastic comments
3. You have/want a pet monkey
4.You get married at least 3 times
5. You start cleaning all the time
6. You want to be a massage therapist
7. You can quote any character on command
8. You can have someone quote a character, and you can name the character, and
episode it's from
9. You start a career as an actor
10. And are not a very good actor
11. You take Joey's advice on acting (That he gave his students when he taught an acting class)
12. You hit on every hot guy/girl in a coffeehouse
13. You and your friends hang out at a coffeehouse all the time
14. You start smoking and use humor as a defence mechanism
15. You get a pet chick and duck
16. You want to add a goose to your collection of poultry
17. If you pretend you use to be fat (or you actually were)
18. You pretend to not know what one of your friend's job is
19. You have a group of 6 friends (including you) and you each pretend to be a
character, and you dress like tham, and do your hair li8ke them
20. You can recognize the movie Ms. Congeniality through a wall
21. You suddenly want to become a palentologist
22. You bore your friends with info on dinosaurs
23. Your boyfriend goes on a trip, and you pretend he's going to Minsk
24. You suddenly want a carrer in fashion
25. You become a pushover, one of your friends becomes high matinence (sp?), and another of you friends becomes flaky
26. One of your friends is a palentologist, so you call him Ross
27. One of your friends is an actor, so you call him Joey
28. One of your friends is a chef, so you call her Monica
29. You start saying "How you doin'?" for a pickup line
30. You type up this list
The whole title wouldn't fit... It's supposed to be: You've Watched too Much F.R.I.E.N.D.S When...

I can and have done most of the stuff on this list... ^^;
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You watch to much friends, when somebody asks you about something white you blurt out,"Paper, Snow, A GHOST!!